Sit!

Congratulate me. I can do now what a doggie can do upon command. Sit!

Jacuzzi!

This soak is doing me wonders.... but where the heck are all these bubbles coming from?

Pumpkin Patch

Do babies come from the pumpkin patch? I could just about fit into one of these things... and i do remember being curled up with an orange glow all around me before being handed over to mommy and daddy...hmm i might be onto something....

Poked and Prodded....

What the heck... I think i've been to young to realize how NOT fun a doctor's visit is. Oh.. sure they sucker you in with toys, fishies, and "monsters, inc" in the waiting room, but then wham.... stripped naked, poked with cold implements, prodded with glowy things, squeezed, and then .... stabbed!!!! In both legs no less!

This just won't do.. i thought doctors were supposed to make you feel better!

And daddy just stood by and watched...

humph.

False Advertising

So here's the deal... i was born in april... didn't get to go outside till the  middle of may.  I figured the world was sunny and warm all the time.... I mean it's been that way my ENTIRE life. So now we go outside and i have to bundle up? I do not like this cold thing.... can i sue for gross misrepresentaion of reality?

Swamped.

I'm sorry about how infrequent the posts have been. "Daily" is hard to do .... my inbox is a mile high....my boss is hounding me... I'm just swamped.. but i'll try to do better!

I Have Mastered the Button!

I am master of my universe!

Buttons!

If there's anything i've learned in the horoszowski household.. it's the power of buttons... it's all daddy does all day long. Press a button, press a button, press  a button....

I will figure this out!

P.S. Tivo rocks!

Like i Said......

When we, as a society, have mastered the bottle feeding system, why, oh why, would we ever use a spoon?

I Was Just Kidding!

Apparently, daddy took my comment from the last post a little too seriously. He's shipped me off to tech support call center in hackensack for 2 shifts a week. "Hello? Yes?.. Reboot your computer sir".... all day long....

That's right... i can sit!

Ok.. now all i need is a cubicle and i can earn my keep around here.....

Holy Cow...I Have Feet!

Who knew? And they're tasty too!

I Love Comments.....

Comments make me feel all warm and squishy... or wait .. is that a poo in my diaper.. nope it's comments. Please feel free to leave comments on any of my posts you think are interesting or funny. Or even if you just want to say hi!  I know this site can make it confusing so daddy put this little video tutorial together to make it clearer. Click here to watch it. (Press the big play button in the middle of the screen to start it)

Penalty Box!

I know i've been a little cranky but that's no reason to throw me in here for body checking mr. bear.

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