Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to Everyone!

The circles within which i crawl.....

Can you believe it.. it's gordon and zoe from sesame street.... THE gordon and zoe! Who gets treatment like this i ask you? Who?!?

Good job mom....

Next: bring me the head of barney....

Bathtime!

Someone is WAY to enthusiastic about bath time....

Inchworm!!!!

Bell of the Ball

I wore this cute little number over to my friend thomas' birthday party... What do you think?

Moon River

 

The paparazzi had some revealing photos of me so i figured i better put them out there myself...

Nanook of the North

Once again i have to complain about how cold it's getting. Pretty soon they're going to have to wrap me up in whale blumber!

Happy Halloween!!!!

Slacker?!?!

I have recently been called a slacker because i'm not getting posts up fast enough. Back off vultures!!! I have inherited my mother's predisposition to sleep, and my fathers overwhelming workload and it makes getting these posts out all the more difficult. Patience is a virtue!

Even when sleeping....

I'm so ready to crawl i'm even practicing in my sleep....

Anyone looking for a one armed sherpa?

 

The call center gig isn't working out and it keeps getting colder and colder (still false advertising)... but i might as well take advantage....so maybe i can be a get a job as a sherpa......

Sit!

Congratulate me. I can do now what a doggie can do upon command. Sit!

Jacuzzi!

This soak is doing me wonders.... but where the heck are all these bubbles coming from?

Pumpkin Patch

Do babies come from the pumpkin patch? I could just about fit into one of these things... and i do remember being curled up with an orange glow all around me before being handed over to mommy and daddy...hmm i might be onto something....

Poked and Prodded....

What the heck... I think i've been to young to realize how NOT fun a doctor's visit is. Oh.. sure they sucker you in with toys, fishies, and "monsters, inc" in the waiting room, but then wham.... stripped naked, poked with cold implements, prodded with glowy things, squeezed, and then .... stabbed!!!! In both legs no less!

This just won't do.. i thought doctors were supposed to make you feel better!

And daddy just stood by and watched...

humph.

False Advertising

So here's the deal... i was born in april... didn't get to go outside till the  middle of may.  I figured the world was sunny and warm all the time.... I mean it's been that way my ENTIRE life. So now we go outside and i have to bundle up? I do not like this cold thing.... can i sue for gross misrepresentaion of reality?

Swamped.

I'm sorry about how infrequent the posts have been. "Daily" is hard to do .... my inbox is a mile high....my boss is hounding me... I'm just swamped.. but i'll try to do better!

I Have Mastered the Button!

I am master of my universe!

Buttons!

If there's anything i've learned in the horoszowski household.. it's the power of buttons... it's all daddy does all day long. Press a button, press a button, press  a button....

I will figure this out!

P.S. Tivo rocks!

Like i Said......

When we, as a society, have mastered the bottle feeding system, why, oh why, would we ever use a spoon?

I Was Just Kidding!

Apparently, daddy took my comment from the last post a little too seriously. He's shipped me off to tech support call center in hackensack for 2 shifts a week. "Hello? Yes?.. Reboot your computer sir".... all day long....

That's right... i can sit!

Ok.. now all i need is a cubicle and i can earn my keep around here.....

Holy Cow...I Have Feet!

Who knew? And they're tasty too!

I Love Comments.....

Comments make me feel all warm and squishy... or wait .. is that a poo in my diaper.. nope it's comments. Please feel free to leave comments on any of my posts you think are interesting or funny. Or even if you just want to say hi!  I know this site can make it confusing so daddy put this little video tutorial together to make it clearer. Click here to watch it. (Press the big play button in the middle of the screen to start it)

Penalty Box!

I know i've been a little cranky but that's no reason to throw me in here for body checking mr. bear.

My Deep Insights into Politics and Sports.

W......V......U.....!!!!!

I am so flipping ready for this game. Go Mountaineers !!!!!!!

Mommy and Daddy bought me a spaceship!

 

Now if i can just figure out the controls....

I'm 4 month old today!

Click the play button: to watch the little video. There's some soft music so turn down your speakers if you're watching at work! If for some reason you can't play or see video you can click this link and see the youtube version.

One step closer to getting out of this gin joint....

That's right ...  i can hold my own bottle! At this rate i should be ready to start driving lessions in about 4 weeks.

Diving deep at the cute end of the gene pool.

These are my cousins bernard and william. Seriously... how adorable a trio are we?

Where the hell is that cabana boy?

I've been waiting for my milk fizzy for ever! Anyway, had a lovely day at the neighborhood pool with mom and dad. Water was too cold for me but still had a great time.

Toodles...

This seems silly....

Had my first "solid" food. It forced me to ask the following question: When society has mastered the bottle-nipple combination why would we take a step backwards and use this "spoon" thing? I just don't get it.

I don't know....

I was asked who was cuter than me... and i just didn't have an answer...

Let's be clear...

I am having way more fun than you are right now!

Sassy in White

This has to be one of my favorite new outfits. It makes me feel like i should be walking along the beach in the caribbean... well crawl.... ok, just sort of roll around at best.. but you get the idea.. 

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

I guess the only thing to do is sleep....

Rainy Days...

Humph... the undisclosed location was disclosed and it turns out it's aunt beth's and uncle robby's cabin. That would have been nice ... but i guess someone (i'm looking at you daddy) didn't check the weather report ... did they?

Kidnapped!

So i'm home relaxing ... getting fed ... the usual. When suddenly i am taken out of my "comfort zone", thrown into my car seat, and driven to some secret undisclosed location. Oh sure the place is pretty enough, but it's not my room, not my bed, and i'm not used to it. That makes me a little cranky... Mom and dad are trying to win me over by bribing me with breakfast... Hmm... ok..... it might work....

I'm in Trouble!

Daddy went snap happy!

I Guess This Means...

Oh No!!!

Daddy got a new camera!

Great Expectations.

I got to meet a bunch of mommy's friend and they were really nice but.... i was told mommy worked at sesame street. Do you remember seeing cubicles on sesame street? I sure don't! I'm expecting mr hooper's store... the fixit shop.. oscar's trash can...... not copiers, printers, and stacks of toner..... humph!

Pretty in Pink....

It's been a long day so i'm a little too tired to be sassy... i'll just have to be pretty.... This little pink gap dress was a present from mommy's friend. i think it brings out my eyes...

Turtle-icious

Like a turtle on it's back but in reverse! This is my dilemma. I have learned to turn myself from my back to my tummy. Mommy and daddy say this is ahead of schedule. The problem is i learned this stuff out of order... i can't turn back! I just can't seem to stop myself either.... what's a girl to do.....

Available at store near you.

It's not like my family directly benefits from sesame street merchandise sales.... but don't i look freakin adorable! So if the impulse suddenly strikes you to look as cool and hip as i do, run out now and pick up a sesame tee and join me in the "it" crowd.* *Wearing tee shirt is not guarantee of coolness and/or hipness.

I Think I Had One Too Many

Lazy Sunday Afternoon

It's a Jungle Out There

How does a leopard change it's spots?
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.
Har har har...

Just kidding... today's ensemble is leopard print and butterflies.... Not sure what the two have to do with each other... but let's just go with it shall we? Sassy!!!!

Oh My God!

Why did no one tell me about this place?

Grandpa!

I'm visiting grandpa today. He's giving me a tour of his beautiful paintings.