Happy Halloween!!!!

Slacker?!?!

I have recently been called a slacker because i'm not getting posts up fast enough. Back off vultures!!! I have inherited my mother's predisposition to sleep, and my fathers overwhelming workload and it makes getting these posts out all the more difficult. Patience is a virtue!

Even when sleeping....

I'm so ready to crawl i'm even practicing in my sleep....

Anyone looking for a one armed sherpa?

 

The call center gig isn't working out and it keeps getting colder and colder (still false advertising)... but i might as well take advantage....so maybe i can be a get a job as a sherpa......

Sit!

Congratulate me. I can do now what a doggie can do upon command. Sit!

Jacuzzi!

This soak is doing me wonders.... but where the heck are all these bubbles coming from?

Pumpkin Patch

Do babies come from the pumpkin patch? I could just about fit into one of these things... and i do remember being curled up with an orange glow all around me before being handed over to mommy and daddy...hmm i might be onto something....

Poked and Prodded....

What the heck... I think i've been to young to realize how NOT fun a doctor's visit is. Oh.. sure they sucker you in with toys, fishies, and "monsters, inc" in the waiting room, but then wham.... stripped naked, poked with cold implements, prodded with glowy things, squeezed, and then .... stabbed!!!! In both legs no less!

This just won't do.. i thought doctors were supposed to make you feel better!

And daddy just stood by and watched...

humph.

False Advertising

So here's the deal... i was born in april... didn't get to go outside till the  middle of may.  I figured the world was sunny and warm all the time.... I mean it's been that way my ENTIRE life. So now we go outside and i have to bundle up? I do not like this cold thing.... can i sue for gross misrepresentaion of reality?

Swamped.

I'm sorry about how infrequent the posts have been. "Daily" is hard to do .... my inbox is a mile high....my boss is hounding me... I'm just swamped.. but i'll try to do better!

I Have Mastered the Button!

I am master of my universe!

Buttons!

If there's anything i've learned in the horoszowski household.. it's the power of buttons... it's all daddy does all day long. Press a button, press a button, press  a button....

I will figure this out!

P.S. Tivo rocks!