Posts from Daycare.....

Technology is sparse here in daycare but i've managed to pull some phone wires into my playpen, chew through the insulation (this was by far the hardest part having no teeth) , convert my cookie monster play toy speaker into a microphone, wire it into the lines, and am now posting this blog entry by modulating my crying into 300 baud asci code... So never fear.. the posts will continue...

Sassy in White and Pink.

I'm off to daycare so i wanted to look my best. This little outfit should wow the other kids. I mean i have to look good don't i? The other kids are all showing off.. walking, talking and stuff. But i've got cuteness down pat.....

Curly Jack.

Hmmm... dad called me "Curly Jack". I wonder what he means? Let's Google it... Curly Jack Camp Ground....? No. Curly Jack Flat....? No. Jack Palance as Curl in City Slickers....? Maybe... But why? Can i do a one handed push up....? No. Can I ride a horse....? No. Oh.... i do poop bigger than Billy Crystal... Ok now i get it.

My "Friends"

This is bunny. He's my friend. He rocks and swings in my slider and entertains me for hours.... This is Bear. Don't trust the bear. I won't have anything to do with him. Stephen Colbert was right... it's the number one threat .. just hanging over my head... watching me ... taunting me....

Sassy in Yellow

Today felt like a yellow day...Sunshine, Sunflowers, Samantha!!!!! I chose a yellow and white ensemble ... do you like it?

First Post.

Hi!

My name is Samantha Jane Horoszowski and i'm three months old. I live in Dobbs Ferry, New York and i like it here. I have a pretty room and a comfortable crib and a pretty good set of parents. I like to express myself (like my mommy) so i started this blog to share what's going on with me. Feel free to comment on anything i write.